E   G5   E   A5   E   D5/A   E
D5If you're E havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues D   E
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do D   E
Pick up the phone
I'm always home, call me anytime
D Just ring E three six Dtwo, Efour three six D o E
I lead a life Dof crime E

Chorus:
A5Dirty deeds done G5dirt A5cheap
EDirty deeds done D dirt E cheap
A5Dirty deeds done G5dirt A5cheap
EDirty deeds they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheapD   E

You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart D   E
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the tear drops start, fella D   E
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone, or make a social call D   E
Come right in D   E, forget about him D   E
We'll have ourselves Da ball E

Chorus

Break
B   E, per intro

If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts D   E
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts D   E
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand D   E
For a feeD   E I'm happy to be D   E
Your back D door E man. Whoo!

Chorus

Concrete shoesG5   E, cyanide A5   E, T. N. T.
E Done D dirt E cheap
Neck-ties G5   E, contracts A5   E, high voltage
E Done D dirt E cheap

Dirty deeds G   E   A   E		)
E Done D dirt E cheap		) Repeat
They're ready to send Ahim on E the cruise