intro : G   C   G   Am

verse : G   C  G   Am x4
 
an old man turned 98, won the lottery and died the next day
it's a black fly in a new chardonney
it's a death row pardoned two minutes too late...

chorus: same as verse (x3)

its like rain on your wedding day
its a free ride when you've already paid
it's the good advice that you just didn't take 

 Bb   F   G
and who would have thought it figured

verse

traffic jams when you're already late 
a no smoking sign on your cigarette break
its like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
its like meeting the man of your dreams then meeting his beautiful wife

chorus x2
 Am  G  Am   C 
life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you think
every things ok and everything blows up in your face...

chorus